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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
im crazy man. its one am. OOH!THAT RHYMED!!!OOOH! told you i was crazy. up studying science. now is more like trying to find something to study, knowing i would find something to study cus im not some genius professor who knows everything (all answers provided were all first carefully researched off wiki), but choosing to think im so knowledgeable that there's nothing left, so i wont feel guilty cus im blog surfing. er, did that sentence confuse much? dont worry, it confused me too. today was good cus no PE and slacky english and slacky math and slacky cs and slacky extra history. right, it wasnt really. PE was dedicated to trying to learn science but giving up. english was dedicated to- sleeping then icy tower [me] / icytower then sleeping [harriet]. math was dedicated to uh, trying to escape ms loo cus i didnt do math. but it was very trilling and i didnt get caught and that was very self fulfilling. and cs was dedicated to escaping ms jean too cus i didnt do cs. not trilling the least bit though trying to chop the tree with my stick figure using flash was..shit. and extra history needed no brains and was all copy copy type type, trying not to sleep. planned to go home with suet but changed plans cus they were walking in the sun. pearlyn is geniusly hilarious. we both signed up for the australian science competition and completely forgot we did. and so we had to sign to show we acknowledged we wouldnt be refunded. i got a pen from pam (AHHH!THAT RHYMES TOO), and pearlyn snatched it away shouting "ladies first!" i infer pearlyn's subconscious thinks im a guy T_T (lalala im not gonna talk about the poking except that i think suet's hard and that no tessay shall not be allowed to see, cus its crazy) (6:15 PM) And sing me that: Look at what we're saying about you (6:15 PM) Soudeska: what? (6:15 PM) And sing me that: Je t'adore says: at times like this, she's awesome And sing me that lullaby, says: (: She's awesome most times, just always take it for granted. Haha YEAH I TOTALLY GET THAT. WHAT TIMES, I WOULD LIKE TO ASK a story i found on LS's friend's blog was fantastic.the: 「叶子的离开，是因为风的强求，还是树的不挽留。」 one. if i posted it, would anybody read?): hmm. pearlyn im calling you pearl if i can get used to it and calling you pear on tag replies (how bout say -cough- shorten the word harriet to carrot too?) yeah i know im gonna get my head smacked for that. lies by big bang is so good i had to send it to christy finally, WHHHEEEEEEEE IM LOVED BY JIYEON AND PEARLYN IM SO HAPPY
1:40 AM
Sunday, April 27, 2008
WAHHHH!!! WAHH WAHH WAHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! AH!AHHHHH!! -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: ZOEY! -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: YOU KNOW JI YEON? -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: she loves you... Soudeska says: OH YEAH Soudeska says: YOU'RE IN THAT SCH RIGHT? Soudeska says: OMG -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: yup=D Soudeska says: AHHH Soudeska says: HOW YOU KNOW? -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: haha -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: she came back from nanyang the other day -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: and she was telling me about you guys... -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: amanda, you, linsha -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: haha Soudeska says: coooool Soudeska says: and you were like? -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: lols... -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: cos i totally agree with her about her opinion of you guys -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: she loves you like hell cos she finds you very entertaining and funny -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: haha Soudeska says: seriously!!!! Soudeska says: AHHHHHH Soudeska says: :D -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: yes:D -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: haha Soudeska says: SOOO COOL MAN Soudeska says: TOOOO COOOL Soudeska says: eh.so im her her new amazing wonderful bi friend huh? Soudeska says: did she what, tell everyone about me?> Soudeska says: HAHAAH -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: lols -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: yar -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: she kept on saying that she really wants to meet you Soudeska says: oh nooooooooo Soudeska says: im afraid to disappoint her Soudeska says: ): Soudeska says: heyhey Soudeska says: what do you think of jiyeon? -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: i have a feeling both of you are quite alike Soudeska says: what if ive changed? Soudeska says: from p6? Soudeska says: ARGGHHHH -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: hm... -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: but both of you seem to have the same character and stuff -euni*(: your funny face lights up my life says: and i dont think you changed=D ... LALALA.IM FREAKING.LOL. WHHHEEEEEEEEE.OKAY IM NUTS. X P * AND SINCE IM BLOGGING NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SAY: "HELLO HARRIET MY OPPOSITE X) " [YEAH RANDOM I KNOW.BUT HER MSN'S GOING WONKY.]
9:59 PM
Friday, April 25, 2008
This morning was kinda screwed, But this afternoon was sheer craziness man. And thankgod the night was better than the last. : i screwed up compo omg i mean, what i wrote was embarrassing yeah omg omg please dont let the marker know me omg ahhhhhh!!! i just totally rock at screwing huh * So people what was sheer craziness? The fact that i was being so random shit And the same time being driven outta my mind for quite a while by harriet and cait Oh yeah!Its all thanks to them for that previous post of a masterpiece ! (3:58 PM) And sing me that lullaby,: its called 'autopilot' crap (3:58 PM) Taskete: um.im seeing poop flying out of an airplane's butt -madness man, madness- then at 3.20 i told pearlyn i was gonna go bathe then she said something and i had to do something and i said something and she said something and drag drag drag guess when i actually did bathe?4.20! -a full hour. damn cool lol- * Ive had a shocking relavation Tennis balls arent green, but yellow. Couldnt register all that was said last night properly today Traumatizing much?Hoho But yeah my head's doing perfect in blocking it off and.. CRYING IS SO COOL Especially the tear rolling down part man Oh Yeah! [im crazy huh -_-] But yeah Never cried so hard in ages man Lol doncha worry folks im okay (; _ (Post Script) Yeah and cait, yeah you, you seriously had me fretting like shit trying to figure how i was gonna explain it to you but i dont think you've got it all though, i'll still have to try let you understand
11:04 PM
arrghh... shit! shit man shit! hello shit! byebye shit! shut up shit! oh haha sounds like im talking to someone haahaa.. im crazy shit! hahahaaa.. shuddup shuddup ha ha haa.. shuddup shit! i said shuddup! dude shit, im going outta my mindddd ...shit! SHIT!WHEREEE AREEE YOUUUU~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I.SWEAR! OH, LOOKIE LOOKIE! IM.GOING.OUTTA.MY.MIIIIIIIIIIND! ROAST PIG IS DYING STOMACH IS HUNGRY LEMON JUICE. UP IN YOUR. EYYEEEEEEEEE!! MOSHI MOSHI WATASHI! [yo!zoey aint always like this yknow!^^ its kinda cool she is now,yeah!] SAY IT WITH MEEE: SLAUGHTERING, KILLING, WHEE WHEE WOOOO~ CRAZY, NUTTERS, WOO WOO HOOOO~ CHANTING, CHANTING SCREAMING SHOUT LA LAAA, LA LAAA, RUN ABOUT! STOMACH, SINKING, SINKING IN QUICKSAND OHH LOOK, OHH LOOK, A YUMMY LOOKING ANT [haha like pearlyn said she knows, zoey isnt a random person,yeah!^^] DIE LAH, DIE LAH, DIE DIE DIE FLY LAH, FLY LAH, FLY FLY FLY WHO MADE ME LIKE THIS?WHO WHOO WHOO? OWN UP YOU, OWN UPPIE! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! WAH LOUUUUU [GO TO HELL LAH ZOEY, GET SUCKED INTO A VACUUM CLEANER]
5:07 PM
cait.i need to talk to you, desperately.
1:09 AM
Thursday, April 24, 2008
the ears hurt;
8:20 PM
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Mind you this is for super wu liao people unless you're really interested in which is the strongest muscle in the body..
(9:27 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: zoey (sorry jacq) do you think i should post more interesting things on my blog like my ever so happening sex life? -asks yeo jinni (9:27 PM) Wakaranaiyo: you could cait (9:27 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: urh what? (9:27 PM) Wakaranaiyo: sick people like me would wanna read (9:27 PM) Wakaranaiyo: HAHAH (9:27 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: blog about the 30 minute orgasms that pig s have? (9:28 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: ... (9:28 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: i thought (9:28 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: some other creature (9:28 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: can go at it for 6 hours O.o (9:30 PM) Wakaranaiyo: ummmm (9:30 PM) Wakaranaiyo: annabel chong? (9:31 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: ... (9:32 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: WHAT!?! (9:32 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: 6 HOURS ORGASM!! (9:33 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: annabel chong? (9:33 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: who taht? (9:34 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: that (9:34 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: famous (9:34 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: lady who could (9:34 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: uhhh (9:34 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: record no. of men (9:34 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: she did it with in 24 hours (9:34 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: OH HER! i know her. (9:34 PM) Wakaranaiyo: 200+ men (9:34 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: zoey. slugs have 4 noses. another fact from never ending supply. HHA (9:36 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: oooh (9:36 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: so jacq (9:36 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: cool! (9:36 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: I KNOW RIGHT! (9:36 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: (9:37 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: when feeeling nervous, octopuses chew their tentacles off (9:37 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: they then grow back later (9:37 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: imagine chewing ur arm off whenever ur nervous.. (9:38 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: eeww.. (9:38 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: ... (9:38 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: urhgg (9:38 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: ZOEY (9:38 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: The tongue is often described in biology texts as the strongest muscle in the body. Wikipedia describes it as "the strongest muscle in the human body proportional to size." It is agreed in science circles that the tongue is the strongest muscle. (9:38 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: lol (9:38 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: its the jaw lahh (9:39 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: no MUSCLE. its the tongue. (9:39 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: ohh (9:39 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: isn't the jaw a muscle? (9:39 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: well i saw tongue. you say jaw, and the non existent zoeey says heart (9:40 PM) Wakaranaiyo: wait.so wiki says the tougue is the strongest musles? (9:40 PM) Wakaranaiyo: muscle* (9:40 PM) Wakaranaiyo: no jacq jaw isnt relly muslce (9:40 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: then what is it (9:41 PM) Wakaranaiyo: um (9:41 PM) Wakaranaiyo: bones? (9:41 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: uhh (9:41 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: it isn't-;- (9:41 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: no.. some are muscles (9:42 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: learn your science! (9:42 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: bones + muscles = movement (9:42 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: how can your jaw move without muscles (9:42 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: tsktsk (9:42 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: lol (9:42 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: "the strongest muscle in the body is debateable" (9:42 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: i say tongue (9:42 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: ur not like able to move any other muscle so well.. i think. like yeah and my tongue never gets worn out. (9:42 PM) Wakaranaiyo: tongue has no bones (9:43 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: its a muscle.. (9:43 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: OH YEAH JACQ! (9:43 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: mmmhmm (9:43 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: how does it moves? (9:43 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: the tongue has 16 muscles.. (9:43 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: OH WAIT (9:44 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: ooh (9:44 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: I FOUND THE ANSWER (9:44 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: cool (9:44 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: I FOUND IT I FOUND THE ANSWER! (9:44 PM) Wakaranaiyo: what? (9:44 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: "pound for pound the uterus is the strongest" (9:44 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: what? (9:44 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: O_O (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: "The tongue may possibly be the strongest muscle at birth" (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: "aw muscle is recorded to have a bite strength of 4337 N but that is due to the short lever that is the jaw." (9:45 PM) Wakaranaiyo: UTERUS?? (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: *jaw (9:45 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: yay! (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: and glutenous maximus. which is like ur butt. (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: no jaw isnt strongest (9:45 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: heart --> nowhere in existence (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: it seems strong cos of the leverage (9:45 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: lol (9:45 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: ahaha (9:46 PM) Wakaranaiyo: cool (9:46 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: hang on. it says that it power output of the human heart range from 1 to 5 watts. This is much less than the maximum power output of other muscles; for example, the quadriceps can produce over 100 watts, but only for a few minutes... (9:46 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: OH IM SO SCIENTIFICAL! (9:47 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: hey did you know ther's gay penguins too? (9:47 PM) (L)♀JACK OF THE SEVEN SEAS! has changed his/her personal message to "maybe one day you'll be the one experiencing what real pain feels like" (9:47 PM) Wakaranaiyo: WOOOTS (9:47 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: O_O (9:47 PM) Wakaranaiyo: GO YOU ANIMALS (9:47 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: so its the heart? (9:47 PM) Wakaranaiyo: no the heart isnt mcuh (9:47 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: no it saws uterus and glutimus maximus (9:47 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: the world cant decide.. (9:47 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: i still say tongue. (9:48 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: lol (9:48 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: i guess uterus is right (9:48 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: how else do you give birth (9:48 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: O.o (9:48 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: hahahahahaha (9:48 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: too true.i remain faithful to the tongue (9:48 PM) Wakaranaiyo: oh yeah (9:48 PM) Wakaranaiyo: well cait (9:48 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: JACQ! YOU HAVNT TAGGED FOR EONS ): (9:48 PM) Wakaranaiyo: put a weight on your tongue and try to lift it (9:49 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: sorry cait! (9:49 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: i'll got ag (9:49 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: *go tag (9:49 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: yaye you (9:49 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: wait (9:49 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: com lag (9:49 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: well zoey how you talk? (9:49 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: without the wonderful thing which is ur tonuge (9:49 PM) ♀JACK OF THE SE: you can't talk without your jaw dear (9:50 PM) Wakaranaiyo: then how does your blood move? without the wonderful thing which is your heart? (9:50 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: well ur tongue does the moving too ok. (9:50 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: STOP BULLYING IT! (9:50 PM) CAKELYNNNNN; be: well i think tongue is the best cos u can move it nicely and stick it out and its pink and its not fat
..Then we talk about Cheryl Ngay about her telephone number and address.
[ man i seriously wonder who actually read this ]
3:18 PM
Saturday, April 19, 2008
TUESDAY: back in softball and i totally suck lol taught jiyeon some facts off wiki about dolphins - Dolphins are known to have sex for reasons other than reproduction, sometimes also engaging in acts of a homosexual nature.[22] Various dolphin species have been known to engage in sexual behaviour with other dolphin species,[22] this also having resulted in various hybrid dolphin species as mentioned earlier. Sexual encounters may be violent, with male dolphins sometimes showing aggressive behaviour towards both females and other male dolphins.[22][23] Occasionally, dolphins will also show sexual behaviour towards other animals, including humans gay dolphins?she thinks its cool haha _ WEDNESDAY: suet does this amazingly hilarious imitation of liz voice i dont care.i CANNOT play icy tower PRESSING the stupid spacebar _ THURSDAY: found out the senior's name in the weirdest way even tessay has no idea whats an orgasm.im so freaked and our art video's fantas man but nobody got the underwater scene either yknow,the jellyfish and coke bottle, its so gross you'd think the other shit eating hippo video scene was cute yuckyy XP was playing catch with this pencil then trying to get it into harr's shirt but yvonne came to pam and so was right in between ..still trying to get it in.. yvonne-'no handy-panky!' HAHAHAAH!! got it in eventuallyX) _ arashi's nice and so's yui makino the tell me song soon gets on your nerves got that girls generation song stuck in my head and now its actually on repeat but its still mainly avenged and bfmv * its JACQ'S BIRTHDAY, and so we went to the scgs carnival (me linsha andro.) linsha told me she knew L. and i guessed right. L, YOU ARE MEIZHEN seriously linsha never mentioned she was gay well she just doesnt like guys but hell, she's in the lesbo class 201 honey sticks.i bought one. then i went back and bought three more. heheh. you see people with face paint and all like jacq's friend sherilyn (i guess i didnt?) i find her uh, really nice. yikes man i swear i was nearly flirting cheese sausages we bought four, girl at the stall was kinda cute you dont see much nice ones anywhere else unless you mean the scsg one after we entered the gate jacq says i ought to get that book for myself instead perhaps, jacq,if i get my senses back in time ls and andro left early but ls was gonna be late for something (as usual) but yeah i still liked my bus ride home been sleeping alot today i guess need to catch some sleep anyways will be staying up late to catch up on work hope its not on the tablet shit * think i ought to keep my mouth shut from you better
6:03 PM
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Im going deathnote crazy even though ive only watched the first movie but REALLYYY omg LLLLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHH and Misa too, whatever you say andro. No seriously, Misa is like hot. and cute and everything. MISA <33333 deathnote the movie is my wallpaper ..but im not looking at L, but at Misa HAHAHAHAHAHA and i dont think she looks bimbo.not at all. - ive this yaoi picture of L and Light they're sleeping together.its really sweet. REALLY ANDRO REALLYYYY * listen people krystal's HILARIOUS she's got really amazing thoughts and insights a very nice person to talk with my parents like her alot [NOT BECAUSE OF HER STUDYNESS PLEASE] she's very cute, my mother says * jiyeon got me into avengedsevenfold (AFTERLIFE and UNHOLYCONFESSIONS) but the suckiest thing is i cant find anybody else to share it with they cant stand metal booooboooblahblah); i hope someone would go listen and tell me they've fallen in love with it AHH THAT'LL BE GREAT HOHOHO * i cant stand it. my socks are like one high one invisible all the time. * tessay is nuts. i dont see why the hell she wants muscles as andro puts it, go for muscles only if you cant have a good figure ty is like YEAH so yeah. * i told my parents not to bring me to paris these two years cus id so die in front of a kebab LOL haah kidding PARIS MOSES GRACEE I DONT CARE IWANNASEEYOUU but GUESS WHAT in july they're coming for a MONTH my mum's gonna try find moses a JOB.HOHOHO at KAP or subway MANDA WE WOULD SO HAFTA GO THEN no i mean everyone, jacq cait and everybody -hang on did i say cait? -oops.- * oh and sorry cait.i'll be sure not to let jinni and enci influence me. speaking of influence im influencing jiyeon to be bi whattheheck?O.o * OH i love caitlin and manda to the max they are the best of the best and i feel complete for that no matter my sch life in crescent where i go to only for sci math and chi and -coughcough- [and no christy its not prata day] (LOL) - know what?when i think about caitlin, i dont feel sad anymore.i feel happier. *
12:32 PM
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Im dying I swear Im never ever touching that scissor again As good as it is to see That welcoming unfamiliar slit of color Oh Zoey be considerate Oh Fuck you already Oh yeah you know it. Brilliant stupidity Just.Brilliant really. I swear you're outta your mind. Oh yes im outta my mind From what im gonna do What should i do No dont touch that stupid thing again.Dont even think about it.
9:11 PM
5:39 PM
Sunday, April 06, 2008
So.it was a normal day in the car when somehow my mum talked about caitlin cus she was overwhelmed by the 14 pages cait's letter came in TWO ENVELOPES and so yeah we talked caitlin and blahblahblah i wish i remember what was said but i forgot then i said, 'she keeps fantasizing about one of us going there..' AND MY DAD SAID THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER 'THEN WE'LL GO THERE' i was like, OHMYGODDDDand he was like '..hmm i never been to australia yet..' and i was like, OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG and he went '..which part..' and i nearly screamed ' SYDNEY!! ' SERIOUSLY.SERIOUSLY.GOD REALLY ARE WE REALLY GONNA GO aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! CAITCAITCAITCAITCAIT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIITTTTT LLLLLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN IM SHOWING OFF THAT BEAUTIFUL 14-PAGER TO SUET TOMORROW XD
4:23 PM
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
you are my playlist metal hardcore emo nu metal metalcore alternativerock trash metal
CLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW omg you dont know me at all i thought ive told ive showed you everything it appears i didnt wtf seriously you do not know me at all how come how come how come fuck yes you're a friggin friend why do you ask such a question of course you hell are hell what do you not know what do i not know what do i know what do you know what do you not how long shall this be up this shit up but i dont want it to die it cant it mustnt been with me so long it shouldnt go away its not fair to bear the consequences of something i cannot control yet this shit aint going right never did not proper not right too wrong keep it yet i want two sides to every great thats for sure its how it is i take or leave though im not the one doing the gamble but its clawing me inside out destroy healing destroy healing destroy healing yet all with a step back all is but superficial but superficiality connected to the seedcore intricate stem woven shall prove (fear of)its most before can wither. _ lol.induced by my killer braces. underlying statement: the braces are Clawing at my gums guts and mind lets see you decipher this. no luck dude.
12:10 AM
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